An Ode, to the Poor Chap on the Bangalore Road

This is my ode to the Bangalorean Road Warriors Plight

Tormented by the Mysterious case of the traffic Light ( Sherlock Holmes fans --What did the Light do --Nothing )

Stressed out by all the honking and horning

Beginning early in the blessed morning

"Objects in the rear view mirror" are closer than they seem,

Notwithstanding bumper stickers that proclaim-"Touch me and I'll scream"

Many a weekend (and moolah too) I have fruitlessly spent

In trying to exorcize the latest reincarnation of the dent

When traffic congestion worsens by the day

The authorities nonchalantly declare it a OneWay

The latest addition to my Blogroll

Is the definitive guide to the Bangalore Pothole

My wife says she'd sooner kiss a slimy Toad

Than drive on our wonderful Bannerghatta Road

As Chris Rea yodelled so well--

This aint no upwardly mobile freeway -This is the road to hell